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He's even gonna do a Stevie Wonder song: 'I Just Called To Say I Tested Positive'. Here's a fine love song: 'You Blew My Mind, Now Blow Me'. Remember that? 'I should've never played the game, I should've fucked oh Whatshername.' Here's one my mother used to sing around the house: 'Your Love Ran Down My Leg, and Now You're Gone'. Here's a sad song: 'I Should've Fucked Oh Whatshername'. Well I can't help it, I am a romantic and I do enjoy the sentimental tunes.

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Isn't that a good one? God I love that song! Then he's gonna do a series of love songs: 'Kiss Me, I'm Coming'. Later on tonight on the Pay-Per-View, on Pay-Per-View, Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson's concert is on and TV guide-listed all the songs he's gonna sing he's gonna start out with one of my favorites: 'Too Drunk to Jerk Off'. Well, hey, you ain't cool, you're fucking chilly! Your chili ain't never been cool.

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Dentists and bureaucrats and pussy-boy software designers, getting up on a Harley 'cause they think it makes them cool. It came from these weekend motorcyclists, these fraudulent, two-days-a-week motherfuckers who had their bikes trucked into Sturgis, South Dakota, for the big rally and then ride around like they just came in off the road. And this soft shit obviously didn't come from hardcore bikers. All very necessary activities, by the way.

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